Our beloved BJP Government is renowned for introducing a series of bans one after another. However, the Government’s next decision might shake the foundation of the society that we live in. BJP’s foe turned friend turned foe turned friend, Nitish ji recently suggested that the Government should consider imposing an alcohol ban throughout the country, post the 2019 elections.
The ban is currently being followed in Bihar and has compelled many habitual drinkers to take up Chas as a substitute. A complete prohibition on liquor, nation-wide, will surely scare the living daylights out of every drinker.
However, one individual who is ought to lose the most, if an alcohol ban is implemented, is none other than Superstar, future Grammy winner – Honey Singh! As you all know Honey Singh’s maximum songs are revolving around alcohol and alcohol abuse. An immediate ban will render all his previous hits useless causing him to lose out on a lot of royalty.
While speaking to our Fearless Indian Reporter, Honeyji was quoted as saying ‘This is indeed sou-crushing and heart-breaking. It is difficult for me to compose a song without Daru or Alcohol in the lyrics. I am sure Badshah is behind this strategy. He has conspired along with the ISI and Pakistan agents to influence the ruling Government and Nitishji to consider this ban.’
‘Now, I have to rewrite my songs from scratch. You know how much of thoughts go in to my songs… My lyrics have deep meaning and without daru my songs are soulless.’
It is reported that Honey Singh’s new, remixed songs will now be titled – Char Aarti Roj ka (Char Bottle Vodka), One Bhajan Down (One Bottle Down) & Main Sanskari (Main Sharabi). This is quite a blow to Honeyji who is India’s best bet for a Grammy soon.
We would like to hear your views in the comments section below. Are you with Honeyji and against this nonsensical ban. Comment right away!
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and bears no resemblance to the truth.
‘Now, I have to rewrite my songs from scratch. You know how much of thoughts go in to my songs... My lyrics have deep meaning and without daru my songs are soulless.’
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