Kejriwal loses cool over his Wagon R theft, says Isme Bhi Modi ji ka Hath Hai!

Poor Arvind Kejriwal. He began his political innings with a big bang. Sadly the success didn’t last for long as everyone including the AAM Janta and Prashant Bhushan turned their backs on him. However, both in his bad times and good, Arvind Ji has found someone to put his blaes on and that is none other than India’s Prime Minister – Narendra Modi. Be it CBI raids on his ‘daftar’ or the problem of load shedding at his own residential complex, Arvind Kejriwal has been consistent with his blame-game. His constant habit of blaming Modi ji has also compelled us to think – Is Narendra Modi indeed behind Arvind Kejriwal’s miseries? Just when the Fearless Indian reporter was conducting a thorough investigation behind this link-up, he was faced with another twist in the tale. And that is the disappearance of Kejriwal’s personal vehicle – The Wagon-O-Mobile! Yes, you must have read about this breaking news in the papers last week. Kejriwal’s Wagon-O-Mobile did indeed go missing one fine day. He realized the theft when he stepped out of his apartment for his daily Pranayama to cure his un-curable cough. Just then he remembered that he left his muffler back in the Wagon-O-Mobile. However, what he saw left him stunned. Not only was his lucky muffler missing, but his trusted Wagon-O-Mobile had also gone missing in thin air. Without wasting a single minute, Kejriwal called in a press-conference and put the blame on Modi. He was quoted as saying: ‘I am 200% sure isme bhi Modi ji ka hath ha! He knows how much I am dependent on Wagon-O-Mobile. It is like my Chetak.’ Kejriwal’s colleague and party member Ashutosh too had a few words to say, ‘Yes, this is Modi ji fault. He do this. I have known he is behind all AAP troubles. He is after Arvind ji’s life.’ However, just when the conference was about to end Kejri ji received a phone call which informed him that the Wagon-O-Mobile was safe and sound, but at Ghaziabad. Kejriwal’s driver had by mistake taken a wrong flyover because of zero visibility due to Delhi’s pollution. He thus found himself in Ghaziabad instead of New Delhi. Well, all is well that ends well. But it is certain that Kejriwal’s Modi blaming days are far from over.   Disclaimer:  The above content is a work of satire and bears no resemblance to the truth.