Rahul Gandhi challenges BJP ministers to Trial By Combat in Aikido!

Rahul Gandhi - a multi-faceted personality who has politics in his shirt and pants, is gifted with envious talents. After all what would you expect from a man whose dog is well-versed with social media portals. Recently at a business event, Rahul Baba claimed that he holds a coveted black belt in Aikido, which is a Japanese Martial Art. He revealed this after Olympic medallist Vijender Singh question politicians’ intentions to promote sports. In fact, Rahul G dedicates one hour of his busy daily schedule towards practicing Aikido any other such sports. Now that the cats out of the bag, Rahul has gone a step further and challenged any BJP-Minister to a duel. Inspired by the popular HBO TV series – Game of Thrones – Rahul has sought for a trial by combat to win the next elections in Gujarat. It seems that Rahul Gandhi was thought of the most apt way to win the coveted Gujarat elections, unanimously. It has been over a decade that the Congress won in Gujarat and ‘Trial by Aikido’ seems to be the perfect way for Rahul Gandhi to win it. Speaking to our Fearless Indian reporter, Rahul Gandhi was quoted as saying, “Yes, I challenge anyone from BJP Government to take on me one – on – one in a duel for the finish. Even my best friend Pidi can win against any BJP member.’ It is now to be seen who will accept Rahul Gandhi’s unique challenge. OR will Aikidi be termed as an Anti-National sport, judging by Rahul Gandhi’s over-confidence on his Aikidi prowess? Disclaimer: The content is a work of satire and bears no resemblance to the truth.