We all know what happened to our favorite Baba – Gurmeet Ram Rahim, the famous Rockstar Baba. Known for his outlandish looks and his terrific stage performances, Gurmeet Ram Rahim is now behind bars for good.
Ram Rahim was also a hit in Bollywood, with all his movies doing more than Rs. 100 crores. His absence from the Bollywood-scene will certainly affect distributors and his loyal fans, alike.
We heard a die-hard fan of Ram Rahim saying ‘I used to watch all his movies, first-day first show. I will miss him for 20 years. I don’t know what to watch during this long gap. Should I switch back to Pogo and Cartoon Network or should I re-watch all his earlier movies, back to back?’
Box Office distributors are also in a big dilemma as they had got used to earning quite a profit thanks to MSG’s movies. People used to fight in queues to buy tickets of the infamous MSG. There were longer queues for his movie compared to SRK and Salman Khan’s movies.
MSG was the real Box Office draw for distributors. He was India’s challenge to Avataar and Avengers. He could have made our very own desi-version of Avengers.
Don’t worry guys! The void is expected to be filled by none other than our Yoga-Guru Baba Ramdev.
Baba Ramdev is a popular businessman turned Yoga Guru (or is it the other way around?), who is respected and followed by one and all. Baba’s trademark one-eyed winking style is mimicked by roadside romeos all across Delhi.
Sensing a vacuum in the entertainment industry, Ramdev Baba has decided to take the responsibility of being the next Rockstar Baba of India.
Ramdev Baba has now come out with his own TV reality show in which he is seen sporting a guitar in his hands. As you all know business baba, sorry, Yoga Baba, is a multi-talented personality and singing and dancing comes, but naturally to him.
In his already popular TV show – Om Shanti Om – Ramdev Baba seeks to break the TRP records of the popular HBO series Game of Thrones. Ramdev Baba has however requested all his fans to be patient and not download or leak the episodes of his reality show in advance.
Baba Ramdev was quoted as saying to a TFI reporter, ‘I am the real-deal when it comes to entertainment. I also dance while performing Yoga on stage. Also, I already have the title Baba in my name and don’t need to make much changes to be the new Rockstar Baba.’
‘I will not only launch songs but also make movies. My first song will be titled – Aao Yog Kare!’ ‘A big treat is in store for all my fans.’ ‘We will soon win the Oscars for India or we will have our own Swadeshi Oscar Awards, sponsored by Patanjali.’
We would love to wish Baba Ramdev ji all the best for his new innings in the entertainment industry.
Please note: This is a work of satire and bears no resemblance to the facts.
We all know what happened to our favorite Baba - Gurmeet Ram Rahim, the famous Rockstar Baba. Known for his outlandish looks and his terrific stage performances, Gurmeet Ram Rahim is now behind bars for good.
‘I will not only launch songs but also make movies. My first song will be titled – Aao Yog Kare!’ ‘A big treat is in store for all my fans.' 'We will soon win the Oscars for India or we will have our own Swadeshi Oscar Awards, sponsored by Patanjali.’
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